Holy Shit. It’s over… and just beginning. Last night was Phase 5′s performance…
Here was the advertisement I sent out:
I am taking a break from my waxing, shaving, tucking, and other things that frighten young children… to bring you this important message!
It’s almost that time!
My name is Lady CUNT Touch-This; and tomorrow night, my sisters and brothers in DRAG (as well as myself) will be bringing you an abyss of DRAGgasmic sexiness. The Manor Nightclub in Wilton Manors will NEVER be the same after we hit the stage!
Monday mornings SUCK anyways (and can personally LICK MY CUNT)! So why not party it up the night before?! Come see Drag It OUT perform THIS Sunday, starting at 8pm at The Manor nightclub in Wilton Manors. See amazing drag, and see me and my family! Party it up, tip, and drink!
And the best part?
It’s ALL going to charity! That’s right Suggapuffs, all the money we make tomorrow is going to support the KQA: The Kids, The Queers, and The Animals! You’re PARTYING for CHARITY! How Dragtasticly Delicious! Isn’t that shit tax-deductible??
So bitch, YOU BETTA’ WERQ! And I hope you come hang out with my CUNT and FRIENDS (for a great cause) tomorrow night!
-Lady CUNT Touch-This
AND BOY, was I right! The stage at The Manor WILL NEVER be the same. I feel INSPIRED, amazing… Indescribable. Photos are coming soon, along with a full rundown of the event! Stay tuned.